Category: gossip | Online: March 12 2008
Views: 5634 I´m thinking that those guys at PETA get laid a lot, and I do mean, a lot. I´ve never come across a team of people outside the porn industry so very adept at convincing women to take off their clothes. They´ve gone after a fairly easy mark this time however, getting Holly Madison to declare "I always fake it...I´d never wear real fur."
It´s a real inspiration seeing how PETA´s campaigns have matured over the years. Remember back in the old ugly days they would just throw paint at women?
I actually came across this PETA marketing plan, found inside the stomach of a very rare, very dead Eagle, along with a bunch of used condoms and naked pictures of Holly Madison.
PETA Advertising Checklist
Ads must:
1) Give you a boner 2) ... maybe contain something about animals? (Confirm if this is really necessary.)
Holly should start by showing her love for animals. Now if Holy was to let a big dog put his nose up under her dress and between her legs ?? I´m sure the dog would like to see how their spokeswoman tastes ! This would make me pay more attention .
