Category: gossip | Online: March 14 2008
Views: 1908 I´m not entirely sure what to make of this, but Victoria Beckham and her husband apparently recently put on a little show of buying adult toys at a Hollywood adult store. Ever ready to document every sordid detail of the lives of celebrities, The Sun´s sources said: “David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on some goods. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly. They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”
Everyone knows that buying sex toys is easily done over the Internet, or they could have sent an assistant out in a long overcoat to lurk around the various displays and then bring the goods back to the Beckham boudoir, but instead they elected to make a public showing of their intimate proclivities.
I don´t know about you guys, but I´m smelling some sort of advertising gimmick here. I wonder how much they got paid to go out and pick up a few french ticklers and some gross chocolate body paint that doesn´t even taste like chocolate? Is it technically prostitution if you only pretend like you´re going to have sex later? How much would it be to get Victoria to give David a blowjob in the back of the store with all the S&M gear?
(Yes, that is Kate Beckinsale in the car with Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham. I´m so jealous right now I might die. Imagine the fun those three must get up to.)
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