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Madonna Is Scary Sexy
I think it is time that we all just went home, boarded up the windows, and got out that undead repellent kit, because Madonna is apparently immortal. You doubt me? I have evidence. The cover for her latest album Hard Candy is an undeniable testament to something incredibly strange, and incredibly unnatural. Some people say that this is just a Photoshop job, but I'm pretty sure that it's proof that Madonna is actually a vampire.
It all makes sense when you think about it. Those strange outfits, her trips overseas. She wasn't going to Malawi to get a baby, she probably was there for some wicked powerful juju and to feed on the blood of innocents.
Laugh if you want, but don't be surprised if one day Madonna just disappears. Eventually someone will accidentally leave a curtain open during the day, and she'll crumble into dust.
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