Madonna Is Scary Sexy
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 3609
I think it is time that we all just went home, boarded up the windows, and got out that undead repellent kit, because Madonna is apparently immortal. You doubt me? I have evidence. The cover for her latest album “Hard Candy” is an undeniable testament to something incredibly strange, and incredibly unnatural. Some people say that this is just a Photoshop job, but I´m pretty sure that it´s proof that Madonna is actually a vampire.
It all makes sense when you think about it. Those strange outfits, her trips overseas. She wasn´t going to Malawi to get a baby, she probably was there for some wicked powerful juju and to feed on the blood of innocents.
Laugh if you want, but don´t be surprised if one day Madonna just disappears. Eventually someone will accidentally leave a curtain open during the day, and she´ll crumble into dust.
Tags: Madonna Sexy Cover hard candy
Category: gossip | Online: March 16 2008
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