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Paris Hilton Is Sickening In Love
This story hasn't been covered much here because a) it is Paris Hilton without her tits out, so who cares, and b) because its probably a hoax anyway, but it now turns out that Paris and Benji are denying that their uber lame relationship is a set up. Some people have claimed that it is all a joke for Ashton Kutcher's latest tv travesty, 'Pop Fiction', but according to Paris, their love is the real deal.
Paris and Benji have even taken to wearing rings with the other' name on it. Paris wears a ring with the initials BM and Benji is wearing one with PH on it. Why they don't just have RETARD stamped on their foreheads, I don't know.
Paris either confirmed her relationship to Ryan Seacrest, or lied to the nation when she said: "He's been my friend for a couple of years now, and we're really happy. She then went on to explain that the matching douche rings were Benji's idea, saying: "That was a very special present I got. He's really sweet."
My guess is that Paris' ring is actually a tracking device designed for jealous boyfriends to keep track of their slutty girlfriends. If Benji's serious about Paris, he needs to keep her on a short leash.
(You can see the ring on Paris' hand in the third pic.)
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