One Legged Woman Makes Off With McCartney Fortune
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 702
Guys, be careful who you marry, or stick to $4000 prostitutes, in the long run, they´ll probably be cheaper. Paul McCartney has been ordered by a judge to pay Heather Mills $48.6 million dollars. I don´t know what the hell Heather must have done for that judge for him to think that she deserved just under $50 million dollars that she never earned, but there you go.
Heather Mills fought for her “right” to extra cash, claiming that the originally proposed settlement if $15.6 million just wasn´t adequate compensation for the five or so years that they were married. She was appeased by the settlement however, and has been quoted as saying: "I´m so, so happy with this."
She better do something awesome with this money, like build a giant prosthetic suit of terror with lazer beams and guided missiles in it and attempt to take over the UN. That´s the only real acceptable use of 50 million dollars in anyone´s books.
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Category: gossip | Online: March 18 2008
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