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Kate Beckinsale Nearly Kills With Hotness
Is it possible for a woman to be any hotter than this without spontaneously combusting? I think not. Kate Beckinsale has been putting herself at major risk, as well as those around her in a series of recent appearances to promote whatever she's promoting. I bet you it's a new film of some kind. I'd tell you exactly what it was, but every time I look at these pictures, my neurons start to fry, I drool all over the keyboard, and it shorts out. This is the fifth time I've tried to write this article, and I'm doing it with one of those adult bibs on.
Normally that sort of talk would put people off, but lets face it, you're going to look at these pictures and forget not only whatever was written here, but also the last 15 days of your life, as well as your VISA number and social security number. As a precaution you can email them to me if you like, I promise to keep them safe. I might even add some funds from my Nigerian contacts if you're really lucky. Gallery viewed 9627 times.
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