Jenna Jameson Is Delusional
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1269
This may be the first evidence that triple penetration and repetitive fucking may cause brain damage. Jenna Jameson has made a statement to the effect that she believes that Charlize Theron should be her sex icon successor. Apparently Jenna doesn´t see any difference between being a porn star and being an Oscar winning actress.
Jenna said: "Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Then next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I´m on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title onto. Charlize would be perfect."
I´m going to help Jenna out here, just because someone really should.
Let me make this real simple for you Jenna, Charlize Theron has never starred in a movie titled “Cum One, Cum All”, and most of the world has yet to see her with her lips wrapped around someone´s cock. These may seem like minor details, but for those of us who haven´t spent the last 20 years in a sea of seminal fluid and turgid flesh, it´s rather a distinguishing point. Comparing yourself to her is kind of like saying that Jack the Ripper and Mother Theresa both did God´s work.
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Category: gossip | Online: March 20 2008
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