Heidi Montag Is An Android
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1305
Something needs to be done about Heidi Montag and her boyfriend before the combined cheese they spread spills out of California and swamps the world in a sea of poor self esteem and fake emotion. The gagalicious pictures you see accompanying this article are supposed “candid” pictures that Spencer and Heidi had taken over Easter.
Apparently its been so long since Heidi felt a real emotion that she doesnt actually know how to smile anymore. She evidently thinks that smiling is just opening your mouth real wide. Whilst opening your mouth real wide is an admirable skill for a young lady such as herself, its not a substitute for having real feelings that cause ones lips to turn up in an expression of happiness.
Dont tell Heidi that though, shell just mope off to a power point, plug herself in, and cry electric tears of sadness.
(Dont laugh at Spencers bunny ears either, hes only wearing them to cover the horns.)
(Oh, and if you check out the third picture where theyre kissing, youll note that they both appear to be grimacing with distaste for one another whilst they press their tightly sealed lips against one another. Now thats real love.)
Tags: Heidi Montag Stupid Pics Fake
Category: gossip | Online: March 25 2008
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