Category: gossip | Online: March 25 2008
Views: 1215 Something needs to be done about Heidi Montag and her boyfriend before the combined cheese they spread spills out of California and swamps the world in a sea of poor self esteem and fake emotion. The gagalicious pictures you see accompanying this article are supposed “candid” pictures that Spencer and Heidi had taken over Easter.
Apparently its been so long since Heidi felt a real emotion that she doesn´t actually know how to smile anymore. She evidently thinks that smiling is just opening your mouth real wide. Whilst opening your mouth real wide is an admirable skill for a young lady such as herself, its not a substitute for having real feelings that cause one´s lips to turn up in an expression of happiness.
Don´t tell Heidi that though, she´ll just mope off to a power point, plug herself in, and cry electric tears of sadness.
(Don´t laugh at Spencer´s bunny ears either, he´s only wearing them to cover the horns.)
(Oh, and if you check out the third picture where they´re ´kissing´, you´ll note that they both appear to be grimacing with distaste for one another whilst they press their tightly sealed lips against one another. Now that´s real love.)
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