Someone really needs to break it to Madonna that she's old now and that old people talking about sex is gross. OK! Magazine has run a story in which Madonna confides that she and her husband fuck like rabbits. (The euphemism was mine, Madonna was far less classy about it.)
Madonna said: "I don't know who told you that having children and getting married means there is no erotica in your life."
Oh there's generally plenty of erotica in married people's lives. Generally the wives read romance novels and fantasize about muscle bound studs, and men furtively sneak off to the Internet where they download copious amounts of porn and engage in sordid cybersex with strangers.
Then once a week they get together and have furtive sex while the wife imagines that she's doing Justin Timberlake, and the guy imagines just about any woman under the age of 25.
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Please, Madonna. for the sake of a suffering humanity that has endured enough pain through the ages from every type of natural disaster and misfortune, donīt add to it. Just go away!!!
