Category: gossip | Online: April 01 2008
Views: 1278 Tyra has her loony awards, but Janice Dickinson completely one upped her by putting on a bikini and terrorizing poolgoers. These pictures are clear evidence that Janice has had all the mirrors taken out of her house and replaced with candy vending machines. The only toned part of her body appears to be her calves, and I´m guessing she keeps them in shape by stalking young male models in her spare time, then devouring them in an effort to steal their youth.
She used to be the world´s first supermodel, you know. Now she´s just the world´s most fearful specter of the ravages of age. There should really be a law passed against the elderly flaunting their bodies in such a shameless fashion, after all, what´s the point of having decency laws if Janice Dickinson is allowed to walk around in the swimming version of panties and a bra?
Sometimes in life you just have say to yourself..."The glory days are over, I´m to old/out of shape to pull off this look anymore"! From the looks of the third pic that was 30+ years ago for Janice.
