Lara Flynn Boyle´s Face Explodes
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1026
I´m sorry. I don´t know what is going on, but it seems to be the week for deformed women. Remember Lara Flynn Boyle? Well this is what she looks like now. Evidently she´s decided to make like a squirrel and store some nuts in her cheeks. Silicone nuts, that is.
I´d write it off as her having gained some weight, but her body looks as brittle as ever, so I am guessing that this is the work of a plastic surgeon. Or rather, an escaped mental patient who claimed to be a plastic surgeon.
The say that old soldiers don´t die, they just fade away. I guess old sex icons just get puffier and puffier in the facial region until their heads are so inflated that they either explode or take off into the atmosphere, bobbing about under the ozone layer until a secret defense system identifies them as a possible enemy satellite and shoots them out of the sky.
It´s kind of sad, but I guess that´s the way they would want to go.
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Category: gossip | Online: April 02 2008
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