Madonna Will Crush You
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1269
I guess Madonna doesn´t have much to do these days but inject some ´roids and pump some iron. I kid, of course, but only because I fear the consequences of not putting a disclaimer on that statement. It´s not so much the potential lawsuit that I fear, as it is Madonna somehow stumbling across this article and then breaking into my room and assassinating me by pinning me between her biceps until the life is crushed from my body.
If she keeps up the sleeveless public appearances , I don´t think I´ll be the only one having nightmares. It´s almost as if the aging process is turning her into a supernatural being capable of wreaking misfortune on any that oppose her. Of course, there is a kind caring side to Madonna also, she´s making like Oprah and opening an all girls school in Malawi.
I´m not sure exactly what Madonna´s school would look like exactly, but every school has to have a school song. Which one of Madonna´s many hits might they choose to honor their esteemed patron? Like a virgin? Erotica? Forbidden Love? Goodbye To Innocence? The mind boggles.
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Category: gossip | Online: April 02 2008
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