Category: gossip | Online: April 02 2008
Views: 2277 Janice Dickinson can still move when she needs to, which I am sure will come in handy in a couple of years when she is invited to her first geriatric gang bang. Things have gotten quiet lately and the paparazzi who were once feeding on the riches of Christina Aguilera´s huge baby boobs and Britney´s bald head are now scavenging around the bones of Janice Dickinson for their nourishment.
At this rate, it might just be worth discovering Sam Lutfi´s dirty drug cocktail and feeding it to a few starlets. Sure it´s immoral, but when the nipple slips and the upskirts start rolling in then Janice Dickinson will once more be a remote memory.
My favorite picture is the one where she´s grinning like a lunatic and pointing to her ass proudly. She´s obviously pretty happy with it. It´s kind of sweet really, like a small child brining one of its brightly colored scribbles to you and demanding that you praise it. You end up putting it on the fridge just to shut the kid up, but I don´t know if that would work with Janice Dickinson´s ass. Is there a fridge big enough to display that thing?
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