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Cameron Diaz Is More Woman Than You Can Handle
Category: gossip | Online: April 02 2008
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Here´s a lady we haven´t heard from in a while. She was cradle snatching Justin Timberlake for a while, but then Mr. Douchey McLame moved on to Jessica Biel´s fine ass and Cameron faded into obscurity, or was trampled in a stampede of paparazzi when she mistakenly got between them and Britney´s crotch. Now that that´s all over, Cameron is becoming popular enough for Us Magazine to interview, and what an interview it is.
Cameron reveals that she isn´t just a woman, she´s “a lot of woman.” I have no idea what the hell that means, unless the phrase is being used to describe a woman over 300lbs, then I get it. Obviously Cameron isn´t saying she´s a heifer however, so she must be referring to some over abundance of femininity. Does she have six breasts? Three vaginas? Who knows. All shes´ giving away is that she understands how intimidating her womanlyness is.
Cameron said: "I´m a lot of woman — in a lot of ways, and I understand that can be intimidating."
It´s always fun when people think that the reason they are chronically single is because they possess too much of a positive characteristic, not because they could possibly have anything wrong with them. “Oh, it´s because my breasts are so huge, that´s why men stay away, not because I skinned my last boyfriend alive.”
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