What puts that smile on Tom Cruise's face? Just why does he find life so very, very amusing for no apparent reason? This question may finally have been answered.
Some medical pharmacies in the USA are selling a type of marijuana that they're calling Tom Cruise Purple. According to a source for the New York Daily News it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate. Which I guess makes it pot straight from the 60's. Want to know how to find it at your local medical pharmacy? It's pretty easy to spot because Tom Cruise Purple is currently being advertised with a wrapper picture of Tom Cruise doing his maniacal laugh.
According to some sources, when Tom's lawyers saw this product hit the shelves, they creamed their pants so badly it took an entire team of janitors a week to get the lawyer goo out of the carpets. I hope whoever launched this product either did it with the utmost retail stealth, or lives in a trashcan already, because they're looking at a hardcore legal reaming TomKat style.
