Category: gossip | Online: April 06 2008
Views: 324 What puts that smile on Tom Cruise´s face? Just why does he find life so very, very amusing for no apparent reason? This question may finally have been answered.
Some medical pharmacies in the USA are selling a type of marijuana that they´re calling “Tom Cruise Purple”. According to a source for the New York Daily News “it´s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.” Which I guess makes it pot straight from the 60´s. Want to know how to find it at your local medical pharmacy? It´s pretty easy to spot because Tom Cruise Purple is currently being advertised with a wrapper picture of Tom Cruise doing his maniacal laugh.
According to some sources, when Tom´s lawyers saw this product hit the shelves, they creamed their pants so badly it took an entire team of janitors a week to get the lawyer goo out of the carpets. I hope whoever launched this product either did it with the utmost retail stealth, or lives in a trashcan already, because they´re looking at a hardcore legal reaming TomKat style.
