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Mariah Carey Makes Your Girlfriend Seem Sane
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to listening to Mariah Carey, she bolts through London town, terrifying the British and upsetting their cups of tea as she makes unbelievable demands of those around her.
British newspaper, The Daily Mail, chronicled just a few of her demands for historical record. Bookmark this partial listing and keep it somewhere safe for the next time your girlfriend demands that you go out at 4.30 am to get her M&M's, crispy M&M's of course, and a pound of authentic Peking Duck made by real a pekingese.
Three of Mariah's demands include:
-Private plane travel for her dogs.
-Being carried around instead of walking.
-11 bodyguards surrounding her at all times, so that other peasants attending the same restaurants as her are not able to see her eat.
Now go kiss your girlfriend and apologize for all those times you called her crazy because you drove her to a restaurant and she refused to eat there because the tables made her look fat.
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