Category: gossip | Online: April 11 2008
Views: 891 The most inappropriate childrenīs author ever, Katie Price showed up at Harrodīs dressed as a slutty mermaid to promote her series of books for children, Mermaids and Pirates". The protagonists in the literary masterpiece are Katie the Mermaid, and Peter the Pirate. Notice any parallels between modern life and the wet slippery fictional fantasy land Katie has created?
Most people keep their sexual fantasies behind the bedroom door, but for some reason Katie Price has been encouraged to bring her dirty sex obsession to a childrenīs book series, and to appear in public demonstrating to children what a slutty mermaid would look like if she were to appear in a retail store.
Aside from the idea of having Pamela and Tommy Lee release a kidīs book to go with their sex tape, there probably couldnīt be more inappropriate couple to be held up as a role model for children.
Oh for the days when childrenīs authors were cardigan wearing pillars of virtue, not people whose nipples had been removed and sewn back on several times.
