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Britney Spears Annoys Doogie Howser
The truly sad thing about being a child star isn't the way that you generally develop an addiction to hard drugs by the time you're 12, or the fact that by 15 you realize that your fan base is forever gone, along with your boyish charm, it's getting into your thirties and being shown up by a crazy woman whose cameo appearance on your show boosts your viewership by over a million viewers.
Doogie (otherwise known as Neil Patrick Harris), who plays one of the boring characters on the boring show How I Met Your Mother got his panties in a twist after Britney's recent appearance showed up just how low viewership really was. Doogie told the Associated Press: Viewership is not our game. It's the network and the studio's game, you know. It's the promotion department's game. We wish we weren't opposite an awkward reality dancing competition. But we have no say about that. I just am a real fan of our content. I think we have a great show going, and I hope it's not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers."
Yo Doogie. I'll put this into words you can understand. How I Met Your Mother needs 1000,000 grams of Britney stat before it goes into total system failure due to a fatal overdose of bland humor and overdone cliches. Even with a constant level of tragic celebrity cameotherapy being maintained, How I Met Your Mother is terminally ill, and euthanasia is highly recommended.
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