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Roseanne Is Single, Has New Vagina
Category: gossip | Online: April 12 2008
Views: 441
This is one of those good news, bad news types of things. On the one hand, Rosanne Barr is single and talking about her vagina on international television. That´s the bad news. The very, very bad news. On the other, she´s had vaginal rejuvenation surgery carried out on her nether regions, so it is now possible to walk past her without being sucked into the vortex that was once located betwixt her thighs.
(It´s yet to be officially confirmed that her pussy was a black hole of despair , but I´m assuming that a serious anomaly in space and time being located in one´s pussy would be the only plausible reason for a woman to to allow a surgeon to play scalpel origami with her pussy.)
Rosanne is dreadfully pleased with the results of the operation, claiming in her loud strident voice that she no longer has a vagina, she has a vajunior.
For the convenience of our more sensitive readers, BARRf (ha, see! I can play on words too) bags are located in the seat pocket in front of you. Or you might just want to save time and leap out the window. You´ll never get that image out of your head.
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