Paris Has No Friends And No Ass
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1278
In an amusing anticlimax to all the build up for the first auditions for Paris´ new MTV reality show where she selects a new best friend from a selection of unknown hopefuls, hardly anybody actually bothered to leave their house and go down to the audition. According to onlookers, there were less than 40 people at the auditions.
I am guessing once they ran that group through a security check there were only about three who weren´t carrying some form of lethal device, and of those three one was a scientist wanting to test a new super condom that blocks all STD´s, one was found to be only 6 years old - too young to know better, and the third ´person´ turned out to be three overgrown squirrels standing on one another´s shoulders.
This is all conjecture of course, the reality was probably much less interesting. Much like Paris.
Tags: Paris Hilton Pics Lame Desperate Ass
Category: gossip | Online: April 13 2008
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