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Paris Has No Friends And No Ass
In an amusing anticlimax to all the build up for the first auditions for Paris' new MTV reality show where she selects a new best friend from a selection of unknown hopefuls, hardly anybody actually bothered to leave their house and go down to the audition. According to onlookers, there were less than 40 people at the auditions.
I am guessing once they ran that group through a security check there were only about three who weren't carrying some form of lethal device, and of those three one was a scientist wanting to test a new super condom that blocks all STD's, one was found to be only 6 years old - too young to know better, and the third 'person' turned out to be three overgrown squirrels standing on one another's shoulders.
This is all conjecture of course, the reality was probably much less interesting. Much like Paris.
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