Category: gossip | Online: April 16 2008
Views: 1098 Hell yeah, somebody let Heidi Montag onto the set of TRL, where she ran into Nelly and was of course, forced to rap, as is the custom when one meets a rapper. Needless to say, the rap was worse than bad, the host´s comment summed it up the best when he said: “She´s flowing like a leaky prostate.”
Fortunately for Heidi, she has her fake tits and blonde hair to fall back on, not to mention her new clothing line, which was apparently specifically designed for slutty bitches and hos. I think it´s great how every psuedo celebrity gets to make their own fashion line now.
If it weren´t for people like Heidi Montag, overweight women would never get to wobble down the street in a pair of tight spandex hot pants and a flimsy bulging zebra skin style tank top.
(No, I´m, not calling Heidi fat, I´m saying that when this line hits the stores, overweight women who should know better are going to flock to it like moths to a flame. Cover your eyes people, it´s going to get nasty!)
