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Paris Hiltonīs Hit and Run
Never one to let the antics of fellow young drug addicts to outshine her, Paris Hilton (allegedly) ordered her boyfriend Benji Madden to run over a paparazzo, a task he then (apparently) carried out with enthusiasm, running over a photographers leg, popping his head out the window to make sure that the hit had been carried out, and then drove on his merry way. The photographer then gleefully toddled off to file a police report and find a good lawyer.
It looks like criminal behavior may be the new trend for young 'hot' celebrities in mid 2008. We've gone from everybody flashing their privates, to everybody getting knocked up, to everyone committing crimes that carry jail time.
Personally I preferred the golden days of endless nipple slips and pussy flashes, the days when you could identify a celebrity from her blurry crotch and sunken nipples alone. Sure, I still see the vision of Paris's nipply parts on the back of my eyelids every time I close my eyes, so often were they on display, but overall I think it was totally worth the trauma.
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