Category: gossip | Online: April 28 2008
Views: 4626 Brooke Hoganīs traumatic experience with her mother and fatherīs divorce isnīt stopping her from desperately trying to eek out her 15 minutes of fame by taking along a nine man camera crew when she starts college. Unfortunately for her, sheīs having serious trouble finding a college that will let her in with a camera crew, with most colleges citing the disruption it is likely to cause on campus.
Clearly Brooke isnīt aware of the fact that college is probably the one place you really donīt want to be followed around by a camera crew. Itīs dammed hard to get in on the sorority gang bang action when you have 9 leering camera men trying to fit into a dorm room. How is Brooke going to be able to get really drunk and puke on some guy if there are constant calls for her to face the camera and slur her words louder?
This is possibly the worst idea in the history of reality television, but it is a sure road to turning Brooke Hogan into a college porn star. Best case scenario, the camera crew collects enough humiliating footage to launch a soft core girls gone wild style porn site. Worst case scenario, Brooke develops such an unnatural attachment to having her every waking moment filmed that she can no longer go to the bathroom without a reassuring little red light blinking at her, which simply results in a specialist fetish porn site.
