Stalkers Declare Open Season On Hollywood
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Lindsay Lohan´s would be stalker (who also happens to be John Lennon´s killer) is locked up in the deepest darkest prison known to man, but Kate Hudson´s got close enough to be arrested on a completely unrelated charge. It´s looking like stalker season really is getting underway in Hollywood at the moment.
Police were alerted to Neil Bergman´s sinister intent when he began ranting and raving about Kate Hudson and her mother Goldie Hawn after he was nicked by the cops. Inside his car were found the following chilling items: Two axes, women´s clothing, a weather vane, and, wait for it - flower pots.
Clearly he was planning to improve Kate Hudson´s home, if you know what I mean, eh, improve her home real good, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Thank god the police have him off the streets now. We certainly don´t need any more of those weird weather vane related crimes being committed about the place.
In other stalker news, Uma Therman has been giving evidence at the trial of her very own stalker this week. Don´t worry about her though, I hear she´s very handy with the weapons when she wants to be.
Tags: Uma Therman Kate Hudson Lindsay Lohan Stalker
Category: gossip | Online: May 04 2008
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