Category: gossip | Online: May 05 2008
Views: 810 They said they´d boycott her, they said they wouldn´t take pictures of her anymore, they said they would destroy her, but all Mariah Carey had to do to get the paparazzi back snapping her picture was to wear an obscenely large ring on her finger and put about the rumor that she and Nick Cannon were married a day after their engagement was announced.
According to the NY Post, sources close to the couple said: "They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she´s always had a crush on him."
Aw, they´re our very own crazy celebrity version of Dharma and Greg. I´m sure a series of wacky adventures will now ensue as they attempt to blend their very different lives into one. I bet Nick Cannon was looking forward to a nice moist wedding night spent in a bedroom choc full of the humidifiers Mariah thinks keep her looking young. Nothing is more erotic than making love whilst your entire body is covered in that prune skin you usually get when you´ve spent too long in the bath. Mmm, its wrinkly sex, in more ways than one.
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I would keep Mariah moist all night long, but, I wouldn´t need the help of any humidifiers. I would spend all night covering her naked body with my semen.
