Category: gossip | Online: May 05 2008
Views: 3438 Christina Aguilera certainly seems to be making up for lost time. Those nine months of pregnancy obviously really ruined her party schedule, but now that the baby has been born and the pictures sold to the highest bidder, she, her huge boobs, and her husband who must have a 12 incher (that´s the only plausible explanation for their marriage that doesn´t involve super alien mind control) are free to go out on the town and get blindingly drunk.
I guess this means that she´s not breast feeding anymore. If she is, then the kid is sure going to get a hell of a buzz from his morning feed. Then, like all celebrity children, he will rage out of control hopped up on breast alcohol and go on a rampage in his baby walker before being arrested by the fuzz somewhere in downtown LA for a DUI, soliciting hookers, and soiling an officer.
