Category: gossip | Online: May 07 2008
Views: 1233 Just when you thought it was safe to ogle girls in lingerie again, trust Amy Winehouse to turn what should be a sexy photo into your worst crack addled nightmare. Sure she´s in a bikini, but the bald patch I so coyly refer to in the title of this piece isn´t hiding under the shorts, no, its in the middle of her freakin´ head.
Is this why she always wears a beehive? To cover the fact that she suffers from male pattern baldness? Or has the beehive simply been in place so long that the hair under it got withdrawals and had to sneak out to go and snort hairspray out of a paper bag? We may never know.
Believe it or not, Amy is actually currently embroiled in a torrid affair with a real live human man who has sufficient control of his vomit reflex to mate with Amy repeatedly. I don´t know who this fellow is, but he deserves a medal, and most likely a long stretch in rehab followed by some serious counseling for sexual trauma.
