Dina Lohan is Long Island's best mom according to a Long Island social networking group. She was awarded the prize at a ceremony which happened to be taking place at the same time as a court ordered family therapy session. Being the best mom in Long Island, Dina skipped the therapy session to drink champagne and lap up praise for her awesome parenting.
If the best mom in Long Island's daughter is a washed up child star with serious alcohol and drug issues who makes Liberace look celibate by comparison, then I shudder to think what other Long Island moms are doing with their children. Are they all locked in basements being impregnated by their fathers? Are they being sent out to the rice fields to toil for mere cents a day and occasionally being caught in mangling machines and losing their limbs?
Maybe we'll find out when she starts pimping her younger daughter Ali out in their new reality television show. You have to hand it to her, Dina Lohan really knows how to make money out of getting knocked up. Most parents end up actually financially supporting their kids, can you believe it? Suckers.
