Category: gossip | Online: May 11 2008
Views: 657 George Clooney seems to be on top of the world, and it is hard to imagine that there was a time where he too was vulnerable to the Hollywood vultures. But even the mightiest hunkiest oak must grow from a tiny acorn, and as it grows it has to weather heavy rains, whirling winds, and Roseanne Barr trying to entice it into her fearsome pussy.
George recently recollected the moment of his penis´s greatest peril to a media source: "I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, ´You´re really good looking, why don´t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink." George did not reveal what happened next, presumably because he broke down crying and had to be sedated by a consulting psychiatric professional.
´Make me stink´. Those three words are now forever emblazoned on my delicate psyche like a textual scene from a terrible erotic horror. Thanks Roseanne, I´ve finally learned a line to kill the mood of even the most amorous male.
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