Category: gossip | Online: May 16 2008
Views: 2799 It´s been a very hard few weeks for Jessica Simpson, who has had to deal with her boyfriend Tony Romo leaving her for an ex college cheerleader (I guess old habits die hard), and her ex John Mayer hooking up with Jennifer Aniston, something which apparently tipped Jessica over the edge into a major drinking binge. Apparently Jessica really did fall in love with John Mayer, and the callous big head that he is, he broke her heart and sent her into the arms of a womanizing jock.
Us Magazine reported that Jessica´s reaction to these double love tragedies was to go on an extensive drinking spree, starting from four o clock in the afternoon and going on until she couldn´t see straight and had to be driven home by her mom.
Poor Jessica, first the douche she was married to, then John Mayer, then Romo. Isn´t there any man who will respect and love her for her sweet charm and massive breasts?
Jessica is far more attractive and sexier than any of the women for whom she was dumped by these jerks. An ex-college cheerleader and Jennifer Aniston? Give me a break!
3. Recoil said:
May 16 2008 at 18:38
Well let´s put it this way...big floppy chesticles aren´t all they´re cracked up to be...they get old after a while.It´s nice to be able to have a meaningful conversation with someone once in a while too.Maybe she´s dumb as a doorknob or overly jealous.The only ones that truly know her are the people that´s she´s been with.Judging by her track record so far...it ain´t looking too good for her.
