Category: gossip | Online: May 16 2008
Views: 2745 Itīs been a very hard few weeks for Jessica Simpson, who has had to deal with her boyfriend Tony Romo leaving her for an ex college cheerleader (I guess old habits die hard), and her ex John Mayer hooking up with Jennifer Aniston, something which apparently tipped Jessica over the edge into a major drinking binge. Apparently Jessica really did fall in love with John Mayer, and the callous big head that he is, he broke her heart and sent her into the arms of a womanizing jock.
Us Magazine reported that Jessicaīs reaction to these double love tragedies was to go on an extensive drinking spree, starting from four o clock in the afternoon and going on until she couldnīt see straight and had to be driven home by her mom.
Poor Jessica, first the douche she was married to, then John Mayer, then Romo. Isnīt there any man who will respect and love her for her sweet charm and massive breasts?
Jessica is far more attractive and sexier than any of the women for whom she was dumped by these jerks. An ex-college cheerleader and Jennifer Aniston? Give me a break!
3. Recoil said:
May 16 2008 at 18:38
Well letīs put it this way...big floppy chesticles arenīt all theyīre cracked up to be...they get old after a while.Itīs nice to be able to have a meaningful conversation with someone once in a while too.Maybe sheīs dumb as a doorknob or overly jealous.The only ones that truly know her are the people thatīs sheīs been with.Judging by her track record so far...it ainīt looking too good for her.