Category: gossip | Online: May 17 2008
Views: 1233 Joe Simpson must be the most embarrassingly creepy father in the history of mankind. (Well apart from the Hulk, who rubs oil into his daughter´s ass. He´s got most other creepy Dads beat by a long shot.) Not only does Joe publicly speak about his daughter´s boobs, but he also wormed his way into attending his son in law´s bachelor party.
Normally that would be a total downer for any young bachelor, who would feel that he was unable to spend one of his last nights as a free man doing hookers with his father in law to be looking over his shoulder. In the case of Joe Simpson, it seems more likely that he´d have hand picked the strippers and brought all the condoms and lubricant needed for a wild boys night out.
Rumors are also rife that the real reason Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson was because her daddy insisted on giving him management advice and trying to hook up endorsements on his behalf.
Jessica and Ashlee really need to team up and do something about their dad, like hire him a never ending stream of call girls to keep him out of their affairs long enough for them to be able to form normal healthy relationships with men they´re interested in.
