Hugh Hefner + Miley Cyrus + Holly Madison = Catfight Of Doom
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1809
The big Miley Cyrus scandal is just starting to die down just weeks after Miley scandalously showed that fifteen year old girls have backs too. Fortunately Extra magazine had the brains to fuel the fire by asking Hugh Hefner his thoughts on the scandal. Hugh replied: "To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos -- I think it´s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."
He then went on to say that Miley would be welcome to pose in Playboy when she´s old enough, saying: "Certainly she´d be welcome to the magazine. She´s a very pretty lady."
Ha! You almost had us with the wise old man act there Hugh, then you blew it all by calling a 15 year old a “pretty lady”. America might be schizophrenic when it comes to sexuality, but at least they can tell the difference between a woman and a child. Fortunately I don´t think any teenage girls are at risk from Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison probably sneaks around the perimeter of the Playboy mansion at night dispatching of any possible competition for Hugh´s old man sperm. Miley wouldn´t get within 100 yards of Hugh before Holly put her in a headlock and slammed her into a paddling pool of jelly.
Tags: miley cyrus vanity fair topless pictures hugh hefner
Category: gossip | Online: May 19 2008
|
