Category: gossip | Online: May 21 2008
Views: 1242 Jessica Alba is now Mrs Cash Warren, in the final piece of the tragedy that is the circle of life. In just a few years we may no longer remember the hotness that was the pre-pregnancy Jessica, but fortunately there will be a range of new hot girls to cheer us all up and make normal girls look ugly by comparison.
Cash and Jessica married in a very quiet ceremony on Monday, and haven´t sold their pictures to any major magazines, proving that the paparazzi aren´t actually the media equivalent of the secret service, and that it is quite possible to steal private moments when you´re a celebrity.
Congratulations and kudos to the couple, who actually seem to be having a real relationship complete with break ups, reunions, and unexpected pregnancies, rather than a thin charade of ongoing photo opportunities for the sole benefit of boosting their flagging careers.
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