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Jessica Alba Is Married
Jessica Alba is now Mrs Cash Warren, in the final piece of the tragedy that is the circle of life. In just a few years we may no longer remember the hotness that was the pre-pregnancy Jessica, but fortunately there will be a range of new hot girls to cheer us all up and make normal girls look ugly by comparison.
Cash and Jessica married in a very quiet ceremony on Monday, and haven't sold their pictures to any major magazines, proving that the paparazzi aren't actually the media equivalent of the secret service, and that it is quite possible to steal private moments when you're a celebrity.
Congratulations and kudos to the couple, who actually seem to be having a real relationship complete with break ups, reunions, and unexpected pregnancies, rather than a thin charade of ongoing photo opportunities for the sole benefit of boosting their flagging careers. Gallery viewed 5301 times.
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