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Hayden Panettiere Sells Herself On Ebay
Category: gossip | Online: May 22 2008
Views: 1818
Hayden Panettiere normally leaves it to the other, more desperate celebrity women to pimp themselves on the Internet, but if a sea dwelling mammal is at stake, why she´s quicker than a crack addicted hooker to sell herself for some extra funds.
If you want to spend some time up close and personal with Hayden Panettiere and engage in some hardcore ´hobnobbing´, then this is your chance! Here are some of the details of the Ebay auction: “The total package also includes hobnobbing over drinks and dinner at Beso, photo opportunities with Hayden, $1000 American Express® gift card and a private whale watching tour with Hayden and Jeff Pantukhoff, world-renowned whale researcher, marine life filmmaker and founder of The Whaleman Foundation.”
Hobnobbing is guaranteed. I´m not entirely sure what that means, but I am pretty sure it is freaky full sex whilst swimming in a tank of horny dolphins while porn plays on widescreen televisions placed strategically around the edge of the tank. That is what it means, right?
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