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Hayden Panettiere Sells Herself On Ebay
Hayden Panettiere normally leaves it to the other, more desperate celebrity women to pimp themselves on the Internet, but if a sea dwelling mammal is at stake, why she's quicker than a crack addicted hooker to sell herself for some extra funds.
If you want to spend some time up close and personal with Hayden Panettiere and engage in some hardcore 'hobnobbing', then this is your chance! Here are some of the details of the Ebay auction: The total package also includes hobnobbing over drinks and dinner at Beso, photo opportunities with Hayden, $1000 American Express® gift card and a private whale watching tour with Hayden and Jeff Pantukhoff, world-renowned whale researcher, marine life filmmaker and founder of The Whaleman Foundation.
Hobnobbing is guaranteed. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I am pretty sure it is freaky full sex whilst swimming in a tank of horny dolphins while porn plays on widescreen televisions placed strategically around the edge of the tank. That is what it means, right?
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