Category: gossip | Online: May 23 2008
Views: 1215 I´m not sure exactly what to say about this one. It doesn´t actually compute in any meaningful way. Mutt Lang (he of the retarded name), was married to Shania Twain (super sexy, gorgeous, incredibly rich woman) for fourteen years before deciding to put his penis inside a much less attractive older looking woman. What. The. Hell.
Either this Mutt Lang guy is suffering from a severe penis related disorder, where his penis is self loathing and wants to torture itself, or Shania Twain must have some seriously scary hidden faults that the world at large is not aware of. Does she slaughter puppies and eat them for breakfast whilst they´re still twitching? Did she wake him up every morning by lovingly taking a dump on his chest? What? What could possibly make any man leave what may possibly be one of the hottest women ever to walk the planet?
