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Monster Cock Makes Jenīs Ex Jealous
Just days after the story of John Mayer's huge cock hit the newstands, Vince Vaughn reportedly called Jennifer Aniston and told her to stop dating John Mayer. The National Enquirer reported that Vince said: "You can't be serious - this guy is just using you to make a name for himself."
Does the National Enquirer tap every celebrity's phone? Or have they simply planted a mole in the close circle of every celebrity's friends? It seems strange that they should always have direct quotes from private conversations. Anyway, however they get their information, whether it be from reliable sources or Crazy Jim, the stalker from Accounting, they claim that Jennifer Aniston: "told Vince that in case he didn't notice, John already had quite a name for himself - with or without dating her - and if Vince didn't like the reports that were surfacing, he should stop reading the papers and spare himself a heart attack!"
She would have continued on, but the call was probably interrupted at that point with Jennifer dissolving into moans and grunts as John Mayer penetrated her from across the room.
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