Category: gossip | Online: May 31 2008
Views: 3177 Ever wonder how Lindsay Lohan got to be so incredibly fucked up? Then just check out Dinah Lohan´s new reality show which debuted last week. The first episode of the series showed Dina Lohan watching a porn featuring a Lindsay look a like, and her daughter Ali wandering in and asking if that was Lindsay fucking and sucking like a 5c hooker.
Fortunately for Dina Lohan, it´s not actually illegal to let your kid see you watching porn, so we can look forward to many more episodes where she slowly but surely screws her youngest daughter´s head up to the point that by the time she´s 18 she´s blowing a goat on the Internet for 50 bucks, as the saying goes.
Enjoy the pics of Lindsay teaching little Ali how to pretend to be a lesbian to drum up interest in your corpse of a career. That is apparently Ali in the pics, she looks a bit burned out to be 14 if you ask me, then again, those Lohans do mature quickly.
