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Lindsay´s Sexual Conquests Continue
I can't imagine what life is like being Bobby Brown's son, but apparently its so bad that you loathe yourself enough to risk your sexual health banging Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. Brandon Brown, some guy you've never heard of (and will probably not hear of again after this brief spark of pseudo fame), has sold his torrid story to The Sun, who report him saying:
Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.¯
Oh she knew who you were alright Brandon, you were a mere walking penis upon which to sate her incredible lust. Seriously, when will guys learn that sleeping with a slut isn't any more of an achievement than feeding a fat guy a burger?
Pictorial demonstration of said sluttyness follows, note the natural inclination to 'assume the position' when posing for pictures.
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