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Angelina Jolie Is A Hot Addict
Late last week this psychological douchebag, Dr Drew, took a verbal swing at Tom Cruise for being fucking nuts. Now he's moved onto Angelina Jolie, who has tits, which makes her inherently more interesting. According to Dr Drew, Angelina Jolie is probably about to give birth to twin crack babies because she used to do heroin.
Dr Drew said: "I'm concerned with what's really going on with Angelina Jolie. I've never seen someone remit heroin completely. You're either still on heroin, Oxycontin or something else. Unless you're dead. Is she still using something? Is she in recovery. If she's in recovery, I don't see any evidence of it, because people in recovery invest themselves in simple, selfless acts of service, not global self-serving acts."
Angelina Jolie's camp have responded with a hail of used needles that temporarily blackened the sky and upon landing, skewered Dr Drew in a thousand places, and ridding the world of this upstart before he got a foothold. Good work, Angelina!
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