For all of you who've been lusting for some GMILF action, here's a Martha Stewart story to get your lustful juices running. You'll of course remember that Martha spent some time on the inside after trading on the inside. The Brits are not forgiving her for the offence, and have banned her from visiting the UK, evidently fearing widespread corruption and outbreaks of excessive floral arranging if she sets foot in their shambolic group of islands.
A spokesman for the Ministry of Unjustified Paranoia said: "We continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public good or where they have been found guilty of serious criminal offences abroad"
Two unoriginal words sum this one up. Douche. Bags.
