Got some spare cash? Want the chance to seduce the daughter of the hulk into some hot androgynous sex? Then you're in luck. Brooke Hogan has posted news on her blog saying that people should contact her if they require her services. The post reads: BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!! Brooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances. Call now to book a date. Brooke's schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't wanna let anyone down!
Heh. 'Performance' dates. I bet Brooke Hogan fans can come up with a few special performances they'd like to see her do. Something intimate with just a couple of cameras rolling in a bedroom, for instance. Seeing as she's been reduced to posting her availability on her blog like other technologically advanced hookers, there's a chance that some lucky rich guy could be getting the private performance of his dreams. Gallery viewed 7602 times.
