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Larry Birkead Buys Lingerie For His Infant Daughter
Larry Birkhead is very keen for Dannielynn to know just how 'talented' her mother was, and is doing his best to provide for his infant daughter's later education by purchasing Anna Nicole Smith's dirty old lingerie.
This is sure to go down a treat when she's older, after all, what daughter wouldn't like to be reminded that her long dead mother earned her keep by getting her tits out for the camera?
Larry tried to normalize his purchases by telling the Associated Press: "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," he told the Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career. You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road. It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."
I guess Larry Birkhead is just jumping on the bandwagon and trying to outcreep other celebrity dads. To give him his due, he's made a strong start.
(Wonder if he'll also try to get Dannielynn the 'looking for daddy' tank top Anna Nicole was wearing in this shoot. It's a perfect opportunity to really up that creepy weird factor.)
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