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Madonna Soon To Be Single
There have been a number of rumors going around over the past few years that Madonna's marriage may have been on the rocks, but with recent revelations that she hired a divorce lawyer, it seems that it will only be a matter of time before she is a single mom.
Guy Ritchie should be trembling in his boots, because the lawyer she's hired is the famed Fiona Shackelton, who played a prominent role in Heather Mills' attempted shafting of Paul McCartney, and was even given the dubious honor of being assaulted by Heather Mills when she realised she wasn't going to get all his money after all.
Of course in this case there are unlikely to be too many legal issues. Madonna will probably just put Guy in a headlock and choke him out until he agrees to leave with the clothes on his back, and possibly his testicles if she will allow him to take them out of the safety deposit box they've been stored in for the duration of their marriage.
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