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Tara Reid Still Alive/Drunk/Cleavagey
Tara Reid hasn't made an appearance here for a while, but in case you guys were starting to worry about her, the good news is that she is still alive and drinking.
Because Tara Reid's biochemistry is different from that of ordinary humans, she requires several pints of alcohol per day just to keep breathing, and some scientists contend that unlike other women's breasts, which are comprised of fatty tissues, Tara Reid's tits actually function more like a camel's hump, storing alcohol, and releasing it as she starts to sober up.
Sure, its sad to see a pretty girl become a raving alcoholic and destroy her life with endless partying and budget plastic surgeries, but she looks almost human in these pictures, so I guess that's good enough for the likes of us.
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