Category: gossip | Online: June 05 2008
Views: 765 Amy Winehouse is in desperate need of rescuing after her record label put her on 24 hour surveillance and appointed a security guard to keep drug dealers and random strangers from coming into her house and getting her high, and presumably to prevent her from sprinting out of her house and jumping into the back of unsuspecting open top Ferraris as she did just the other day.
This sounds like a good idea, but its also totally illegal to put people on house arrest if you´re not a judge, which seems a bit unfair really. When are major corporations going to get the power they deserve?
Of course the reality of the situation is that some record label execs have played ´hardball´, and forced Amy to get herself together, probably on pain of being dropped from the label, and Amy has agreed to the arrangement, thus enabling me to once again trick you into looking at the boobies of hag doom! Mwahahahahahahaha!
